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Three conversations are running in parallel and two of them are the same conversation. Merge them today and you free up an entire afternoon. Mar 12 rewards anyone willing to admit they have lost the thread.
Chatty, scattered, funny. Standard issue.
A refund you assumed was gone shows up.
You will meet someone who talks faster than you. Fascinating and exhausting.
1pm to 3pm.
Mid-week you get offered something interesting and badly timed. Gemini instinct is to say yes and figure it out - this time write down the actual hours it needs first. The number will decide it for you.
Gemini runs May 21 - Jun 20. Element: Air. Traditional ruler: Mercury. That last one matters less than people insist it does, but it is why Gemini pages on other sites all sound the same.
Feb 18: the group chat did in fact go quiet after the third poll.
We keep the old calls up on purpose. A horoscope that is never wrong is not a horoscope, it is a fortune cookie with better formatting.