Daily horoscopes, no lectures. Fresh every morning.
You have been sitting on a decision for eleven days and it has not improved with age. Mar 12 hands you a small, low-stakes version of the same choice, which is the universe being unusually generous. Make the small one and the big one gets easier by Friday.
Impatient in a way that is actually useful. Ride it before lunch.
One recurring charge you forgot about. Go look.
Someone reads your bluntness as confidence today. Enjoy it.
10am to noon.
Tuesday is the day to send the message you keep drafting. Thursday is not - Thursday you will overexplain. Aries does badly with paragraph four, so stop at paragraph two and hit send.
Aries runs Mar 21 - Apr 19. Element: Fire. Traditional ruler: Mars. That last one matters less than people insist it does, but it is why Aries pages on other sites all sound the same.
Feb 24: we told you not to buy the second one. Several of you bought the second one.
We keep the old calls up on purpose. A horoscope that is never wrong is not a horoscope, it is a fortune cookie with better formatting.