Daily horoscopes, no lectures. Fresh every morning.
You are keeping score in a situation nobody else knows is a competition. Today is a soft place to put the scoreboard down. Mar 12 is not asking you to forgive anyone, only to stop rereading the message.
Tender. Wear the comfortable shoes.
Fine, if you avoid the shops at 8pm.
Home is where the good news comes from today.
Early evening.
The weekend is where the real action is, and it is domestic - a room, a cupboard, a long-postponed repair. Do it before Sunday afternoon or it becomes a project.
Cancer runs Jun 21 - Jul 22. Element: Water. Traditional ruler: Moon. That last one matters less than people insist it does, but it is why Cancer pages on other sites all sound the same.
Feb 27: the phone call you were dreading lasted nine minutes.
We keep the old calls up on purpose. A horoscope that is never wrong is not a horoscope, it is a fortune cookie with better formatting.